Corb, I’m not on facebook to harass your wall…
…but I just wanted to let you know that I (finally) understand your appreciation for the taste of gin.
You goof.
I also just wanted to say that I miss you, man. I wish, desperately wish, you hadn’t left us… but we’ll always love you.
Always.
Imagine my surprise to see something about my brother on Tumblr. I don’t even really know how to USE tumblr and he sure as fuck didn’t.
Gin sucks, you’re all liars.
Carolina, you are out of your goddamned mind.
:)
(Source: god-awful-and-contagious)
4 
The Nerdfighter Note Project is an event we have planned where on May 6th, Nerdfighters around the world join forces to spread the awesome and decrease world suck by leaving little nerdfighter notes.
The idea is to leave them everywhere. Don’t limit yourself to John’s books! You can leave them in places related to Nerdfighteria in any way, or anywhere you think people need to experience a little more awesome.
Interested in getting involved? Perfect! Spread the word, Nerdfighters! We need as many of you on board with this event as possible to spread the awesome!
Have ideas about how to make this better?
Send us a message! This is a project for all nerdfighters, and everyone’s opinion and ideas only make it better.
This is fantastic.
(via fishingboatproceeds)
Hipster traps….hahaha.
I’d steal the fuck outta those cigarettes right now, I’d totes catch my leg just to smoke one.
And they’re not even the good ones.
(via in10ded)
OMF
All I want right now is to get off work, smoke a handful of cigarettes, and eat an entire tray of macaroni and cheese.
Also a bong hit.
1 Hey, I did it!
I now have a presentable (I think) resume, my resignation letter is in my manager’s folder to be read when she comes in on Thursday, and I have applied for at least four jobs postings that I found on Craigslist and Monster.
Now I just need an actual job instead of all this hope for one.
And a nap.
Tomorrow is napdayoff. My favorite day of the week.
DID I MENTION WE GOT A PUPPY?
Not that (m)any of you out there in tumblrdom care much but Stephen and I adopted a puppy from one of my oldest family friends. His name is Max, and he’s the greatest, except he needs some minor adjustments made in the testicular region.
Okay. Send me a job please.
Also a working car would be nice. That’s what my parents should get me for my birthday.
Most of the posts I’ve liked since I started using Tumblr
Are pictures of macaroni and cheese.
Look.
I’m at work right now and I am so hungry I could eat myself.
The kitchen is busy AND the Chef’s here so it’s really hard to sneak snacks from the dry storage.
Boo.
Someone send Olive and me a pizza.
No meats.
Oooh, I want a bear hat.
Also, I can’t wait to find the cord to my camera so I can post pictures of my real life on the internet. Muaha.
(via i-think-we-should-sex)
I’m really starting to hate the way things are going in this country. This kid has the right idea. THIS IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.
mattdoucette:
Bully for this.
That’s the America I love.
(Source: goodleftund0ne)
